Casually Deceptive

Casually Deceptive

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#ThroneFlight by Aziz Ansari via Twitter

Aziz Ansari:
On flight back to LA. Bored as fuck. Might start blasting N*ggas in Paris on my laptop just if everyone starts goin gorillas. #HUH!
Aziz Ansari:
Oh man. Just spoke to the Captain of the flight. He's down to do this...
Aziz Ansari:
"Folks this is your captain speaking, air traffic control is diverting our course... we're about to head to Paris...."
Aziz Ansari:
WE JUST THREW THE THRONE ON ON THE INTERCOM!!! WHOLE CABIN IS GOIN GORILLAS!! WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!
Aziz Ansari:
THE CAP'N IS ON YE'S VERSE, I'M HANDLING JAY'S DUTIES!! THE PLANE IS GOIN H.A.M.!!! BEST FLIGHT BACK TO LA EVER!!!!!
Aziz Ansari:
WHOLE PLANE CHANTING "THAT SHIT CRAY!" "THAT SHIT CRAY!" FLIGHT ATTENDANTS PULLING OUT BOTTLES OF ACE! MAKE IT 2!! #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
Some dude asked us to quiet down, flight attendant throws fish filet him on on the filet line! #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
Flight attendant grabbing hung up coats "Is that jacket Margiela?" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
WHOLE PLANE CHANTING "DON'T LET ME GET IN MY ZZOOOOOONE!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
Several passengers at cockpit. Upset. OH SHIT. Cap'n goes "WHO GON STOP ME HUH?!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
WE BLASTING "WHO GON STOP ME." People grabbing duffle bags, "Black strap you know whats for!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
Capn to angry passengers - "Y'ALL WEED PURPLE, MY MONEY PURPLE, Y'ALL STEVE URKEL, I'M OPRAH'S CIRCLE!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
"Capn here. Just saw our inflight magazine. I'm upset. THE PAPER READ MURDER! BLACK ON BLACK MURDER!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
People popping bottles of Ace & tiny bags of peanuts everywhere!! #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
Everyone on flight yelled "CAN'T YA SEE THE AMERICAN AIRLINES JETS FLYING OVER YOU!" #Otis #ThroneFlight
Aziz Ansari:
"Racks on Racks on Racks! (Luggage)" - Flight Attendant #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
WHOLE FLIGHT CREW ROCKING SUNGLASSES AND HOLDING ADVIL. #ThroneFlight #NoChurchintheFlight #BestFlighttoLAEver
Aziz Ansari:
"Prince Williams aint do it right if you ask me cause I was him I woulda" - Capn "MARRIED KATE AND ASHLEY!" - Whole Cabin #ThroneFlight
Aziz Ansari:
Dudes in the bathroom blazing. "What's that smell? Oh I'm just boiling some agua!" #ThroneFlight #BestFlightBacktoLAEver